Ava: Trans Escort in London -

Hey. I stay home at my computer all day and I never bottom. I adore my life this way.

I hope this doesn't sound rude, but if your picture, profile or messages are AI, you're not the man I'm looking for. And yes, I can *absolutely* tell when your profile is written by ChatGPT.

I'm here, ultimately to settle down. But I'm not in a rush. The process of finding a partner is discerning and particular, so let's just get to know each other! <3

I wanna be somewhere sunny and lush all year round.

What I'm looking for is rare and special. I'm a TOTAL top, looking for a total bottom (I love you, bottoms - seriously), and I've always been this way. Oh, and sorry to be crude, but I figured this is an important and understandable dealbreaker for many: I don't like sucking D, haha. It's beautiful! I just don't necessarily crave it in my mouth, and I'm bad at it, hahaha!

I don't have any desire to have children, and marriage is a lovely idea, but it's negotiable and not absolutely necessary.

I am hugely philosophical. Not in a pompous, academic way, but introspection is HUGE in my reality. I don't actually think I could flourish with someone who doesn't have the capacity to self-aware, and to hold their shame and explore their shadows - I think it's all lovely, actually, and we should do that together.

I'm a gamer, and my god, I'm pissingly creative to where I actually have to, like, stop myself and try to balance self-care with my creative impulses, but I'm historically just not very good at getting a work-life balance. I've been working on it recently though!

I'm ludicrously open. Privacy is something I'm gradually abandoning. I need the world to see me. I don't want skeletons in my closet. I've been wounded by a past with secrecy and illusion, and now I just think "F that!". There's something scary and freeing to just be beautifully open. Ask me anything, you won't offend me. Oh, I'm NOT politically correct, and I call myself a tranny, and I have all sorts of spicy, divergent views, so please don't feel like you have to tiptoe around me. I think because I'm a chick with a dick, people are terrified of offending me, haha. Let's just be honest with each other.

Self-care, health, biohacking, all that stuff, I love it. I'm on tons of supplements (gagging on like 22 pills a day, I'm actually serious), I pump myself full of crap, shoot lasers at my face, meditate and starve myself for 20+ hours a day and, um, drink green tea and that, so yeah. Health, babe.

I'm strong in my values. It's what keeps me sane. Tell me what you want, sweet. I wanna know what makes everyone tick.

If I was to describe what I'm looking for in a partner, it would be: A relatively intelligent bottom who is open, sweet and earnest. I adore sweet, kind men, who are honorable, strong in their values and know what they want. No dilly-dallying, baby, let's figure out what we want, and let's get it. Power-couple, yeah? And bonus if you wanna play games with me.

Love you.